Don't quit your day job, Coach K

Duke basketball coach Mike Krzyzewski (I had to Google that name to find out how to spell it) think she's funny, but he really isn't. At least if this anecdote is indicative.

Dime: LeBron has a reputation as a bit of a goof, always joking around and trying to keep things light. In what ways did he do that with you?
Coach K: LeBron is really funny—whenever there was a dull moment he would make light of something, maybe start singing or performing. So we always goofed around. I decided to play a joke on him. I tapped him on the shoulder and said, “LeBron, I think I’m going to get a tattoo.” He looked back at me confused and asked, “What are you thinking about?” I told him that I’m going to get “Chosen 1” tattooed across my back. He laughed, and then bent over and said, “Coach, there’s only one Chosen 1.”