I'm a better writer than this guy

I don't consider myself to be a great writer. I just start typing on my keyboard while leaning back and looking up at my monitor and hope that it comes out as something other than gibberish.

But, man, this guy's tribute to his dad on his dad's birthday ten years ago sounds like something written for a children's book:

Dad loves the outdoors. He often took me fishing when I was a kid. We'd go fishing for bluefish off the coast of Maine. I learned the skills of fishing from listening to him, and the joy of fishing from watching him. Dad's a good hunter, too, and one Christmas he gave me a shotgun, a .410. I would go with him to Louisiana to shoot ducks. Those are fond memories.

So who is it? Former President George W. Bush writing about his father, former President George HW Bush.